[Verse 1: Sabrina Carpenter]
Guess I’ll end this life alone
I am not dramatic
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
All the douchebags in my phone
Play ’em like a slot machine
If they’re winning, I’m just losin’
[Pre-Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
A boy who’s jacked and kind
Can’t find his αѕѕ to save my life
[Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
Oh, it’s slim pickings
If I can’t have the one I love
I guess it’s you that I’ll be kissin’
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I’ll just keep on moaning and bitchin’
[Post-Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
[Verse 2: Sabrina Carpenter]
Jesus, what’s a girl to do?
This boy doesn’t even know
The difference between “there, ” “their” and “they are”
Yet he’s naked in my room
Missing all the things he’s missin’
God knows that he isn’t living large
[Pre-Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
A boy who’s nice, that breathes
I swear he’s nowhere to be seen
[Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
It’s slim pickings
If I can’t have the one I love
I guess it’s you that I’ll be kissin’
Just to get my fixings
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
I’ll just keep on moaning and bitchin’
[Post-Chorus: Sabrina Carpenter]
Moaning and bitchin’
[Outro: Sabrina Carpenter]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin’
Then I’ll just be here in the kitchen
Serving up some moaning and bitchin’
